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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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• (650): View more from California

  Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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• (212): View more from New York

  it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !

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• (801): View more from Utah

  walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.

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• (213): View more from California

  I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...

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• (914): View more from New York

  He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike

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  Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So how did it go?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.

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