I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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