Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We are all done wearing pants today
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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