and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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