"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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