did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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