ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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