shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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