have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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