Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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