weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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