Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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