I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
This show inspires me to have sex in space
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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