We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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