I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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