S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
