i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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