Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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