i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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