well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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