I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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