and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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