just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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