We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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