Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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