her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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