How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
