...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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