"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My dick has a subreddit
Randomize
