he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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