They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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