i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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