I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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