Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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