Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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