super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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