I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
