We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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