sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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