dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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