The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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