i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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