THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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