waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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