I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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