im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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