She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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