I want to stick my p in your. b.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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