This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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