ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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