You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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