She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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