Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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