Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
