Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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