Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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