Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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