Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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